| Laura ☂ ( @ 2009-09-17 23:56:00 |
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"Your sheriff, Eric, came to speak to me last night,' the queen told me."
Here it is. THE LAST ERIC PICPSAM UNTIL NEXT YEAR!
I'll be sobbing and mumbling in Swedish and wiping blood off of my cheeks while typing up this whole entry I'm sure.
ERIC, DON'T LEAVE ME!
P.S. This entry will also make ONTD cry.

(Eric rolls the dice)
Eric: Hm. How long does this game go on for?
Sophie-Anne: We play to five million.
Hadley: She's way ahead.
Sophie-Anne: It's pure luck. Yahtzee is the most egalitarian game in the world. You could be my social, physical, or intellectual inferior but your chances are equal to mine. It's the perfect antidote for this world where things such as superiority and inferiority do matter. (To Eric) Oh! Speaking of which, I heard about your maker. That blows.
Eric: Thank you. Your majesty is very kind...
(Sophie-Anne rolls the dice)
Sophie-Anne: Yahtzee!
Hadley: That's six in a row!
Ludis: It is a magic!
Sophie-Anne: I do not cheat! What would be the point?
I love the little scorecard. You can't read it but it says:
SOPHIE-ANNE 3,796,124 |
HADLEY 1,593,942 |
LUDIS 1,873,815 |
589,709 |
Eric wrote his name bigger than the other names, LOL HE WOULD!
ha, they played with someone named "PIE"
DO YOU REALIZE THAT THIS IS THE ONLY POST 2.09 REACTION ERIC HAS HAD ABOUT GODRIC?!
The gulp. Oh, Eric. ♥
I mean, there was Sookie's dream in 2.10 (where the beginning may or may not have really happened) but it was still a DREAM and therefore doesn't count as emotional closure to me. Especially since it wasn't even his dream.
Alan Ball claims that there was a plot-related reason why Eric had very little screen time in the last three episodes. Well, honestly, IDAF. Even if there was a good reason for it we still should have had some follow up to the Dallas storyline. Is there even a question as to that being the most successful part of the show this season?
While we were watching Jane Boathouse cut off her finger, Eric was dealing with the after-math of the most emotionally traumatic week of his life. Of course he tried his hardest to pretend like he could just "move on" but clearly the mention of Godric's name still affects him.
There were just so many really amazing things that could have been done with Eric in the latter part of the season and they did...nothing.
Because clearly Tara and Eggs breaking plates and people licking ostrage eggs is much more entertaining.

Sophie-Anne: (To Eric) I'm sorry, you were saying?
Eric: I was just saying thank you, your majesty is very kind...
Sophie-Anne: Oh yes! Now I remember! Did you know that there's a maenad in Renard Parish?
Eric: Yes. That is the reason I came to see you your majesty.
Sophie-Anne: I wouldn't get involved if I were you. Stick to what you're good at.
So that's it? She's like "don't bother" and he's like "sounds good". I mean, I know he doesn't give a crap about Sam really, but I still don't think he's the type of person who just gives up on things if he sets his mind on a task. Although I guess if the Queen says so...*shrug*
Not that any of Sophie-Anne's info was even necessary. As it turns out Sam could have just killed Maryanne weeks ago. *facepalm*
I think after three orgies Sam should have cut it off. Really. Everyone knows more than three orgies = overkill.
Unless Eric is there in pink spandex. If that is the case then all bets are off.

Sophie-Anne: I gave William Compton some bits of hand-me-down folklore we've accumulated over the centuries but, who knows if it's gospel or gorilla shit! You know I think he's monogamous with his human!
Eric: He is in love with her, yes.
Hadley: He is?!
(Sophie-Anne gives her a look)
Notice the look that Eric gives Hadley in the last couple of caps. He's probably wondering why she's so interested in Bill being in love with Sookie. He doesn't know who she is beyond some chick that the queen is banging. Unlike Bill. Who knows exactly who she is.
The queen's pointed look could mean, "STFU Hadley, he's not supposed to know anything about this!"
lol ew monogamy.
I can see how she'd think this. She is kind of big on sleeping with virtually all her "children" (except maybe the Berts).
Or all the females, since the Eisenhower days. heh.
"I felt a movement beside me and I glanced at the queen. If I had been shocked, she was electrified. I had never really though the queen could have truly loved Hadley, but I saw now that she had, as much as she was able."
- Definitely Dead (Book 6), pg. 248
But Hadley is different. What I found interesting about Sophie-Anne/Hadley was almost the same thing that I found interesting about Eric/Sookie.
Eric and Sophie-Anne are both such immensely powerful people. They're both so old that they've lost most of their connection to humanity. It's been over a millennium for both of them. They're above that. Above feelings.
And then...DAMN THE STACKHOUSE FAMILY
(I am quite surprised that a vampire never fell in love with Jason, TBH)
When I first read that passage above (that I put under the GIF) I was really quite moved. It's just so overwhelming that someone that powerful could ever be "broken", especially over someone so insignificant (in this world where things such as superiority and inferiority do matter, ha.)
I would really love for the show to really explore this storyline, because I thought the little bit that was touched upon in the books was really interesting.
Hadley and Sookie are very different people, and Sophie-Anne/Hadley and Eric/Sookie had very different relationships. But it's interesting to see the different ways a "relationship" with a vampire could end up.
Although TBH Hadley seems kind of...odd to me. That's not the right word. But something seems off.
Perhaps it's the Daisy Duke thing. I'd like to see her wearing normal clothes, lol.

Sophie-Anne: Well, of course he would be. With her. You probably are too.
Eric: I do not love humans.
Sophie-Anne: She's not entirely human. Have you tasted her?
Eric: Sadly, no.
Sophie-Anne: Don't. Ever. One vampire falling in love is bad enough!
(Hadley gives her a look)
Poor Hadley. Being reminded again that her feelings will never be returned in the same way must suck.
...BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE!
They all like to pretend that they're "better" or "over it", but that's what makes it so interesting when they're not completley immune to feeling things.
"'I don't like having feelings,' Eric said coldly, and left."
- Club Dead (Book 3), pg. 220
Another gulp.
He doesn't want to believe he could ever do that. He doesn't want to believe that it could be anything real. Because ew, feelings. Who needs that? He's stronger and better than all of that crap.
...But he's not. No completely at least. And that's part of what makes it so complex. He doesn't want to feel this way, but he does. He doesn't understand it and it confuses the hell out of him. And it takes him a HELL of a long time to admit it.
And I just always love relationships where people don't want to feel the way they do, but they just can't help it.
Sorry, Eric. Deny it all you want (and I know you will) but you can't ignore THIS forever and pretend like it's not happening to you.
Please don't even try to tell me that the only people he could love are Godric and Pam. JUST DON'T.
He doesn't mind loving Godric and Pam. They are his family. He's supposed to love them (in his mind at least).
But because of that there's no internal conflict about them. That doesn't make Eric/Godric or Eric/Pam any less fascinating. OF COURSE, maker/child relationships are intensely fascinating because they're so different from any kind of human relationship. And there's SO many things to be explored there.
But if Eric never found anything different than his love for his "family"...well, that wouldn't be anything new for him. Those relationships don't drive him crazy.

Eric: Yes, Bill Compton certainly has a knack for finding trouble.
Sophie-Anne: Mmm. For instance, how does he know I'm having you sell vampire blood? The guards hear everything.
Eric: Your majesty, I'm sorry. There is no way he could have...
Sophie-Anne: That is really bad.
Eric: He does not know that you are supplying it.
Sophie-Anne is supplying it?! That is surprising! Why would that be?
Do you think that maybe her blood is so powerful she is looking for a way to "control" a lot of the humans. Or possibly just entrap V buyers? Thoughts?
"Eric was in a bad place, because he was definitely interfering with the execution of the queen's orders - at least, I assumed the queen knew about this - but I could only pray he stayed to help me."
- All Together Dead (Book 7), pg. 197

Sophie-Anne: He better not! I'm holding you responsible.
LMAO @ the first cap!
I feel like I can still hear ONTD crying.

Sophie-Anne: There they are! (She licks his fang) Aren't yours lovely? You may be the strongest, oldest vampire in my queendom, but if I wanted I could own your fangs as earrings. Understand?
Eric: I will take care of Bill Compton. Personally.
(He leans up to kiss her again)
Ludis: (clearing his throat) Your turn to make Yahtzee!
(Sophie-Anne gets up)
The fang licking is hot, ngl.
And Eric does have the "LOOK AT ME" kink. You know he's enjoying that.
UNF
Him lying there all aroused like that is just...omg

Sophie-Anne: You suck at this!
lol Eric doesn't do sucking at things...non-sexually at least.
I love his face when he made a crappy roll. Like he can't even believe there could ever be anything that he's not awesome at.
I love the way he's just putting himself back together, heh.

Sookie: I've dreamed of this since I was a little girl...and in my dreams I always say yes.
Bill: Then it ought to be easy.
Sookie: Then why can't I say it? My heart's flying around in my chest, I can't even think straight...my life's inside out! With all that's happened...I'm not sure about anything. I don't even know if I'm human!
Bill: What?
Sookie: Maybe I am some kind of freak! I've only met one other person in the world like me and who even knows where he is!
I know, I know. Why is this here? (Besides the fact that the lighting is rather pretty)
It's not because I think Eric did this. Plz, that's not his style.
It's not much of a leap to assume that Eric is a major part of her hesitance. She says, "with all that's happened" None of what's happened has anything to do with Bill. Everything that happened to her all year was all about Eric...eventually leading up to the bullet-sucking, and the sex dreams, and the roof.
What even happened to her and Bill this year, postively or negatively speaking?
They had sex, she got hurt so she had his blood (and you know what THAT does), and then they had pillow talk that mostly consisted of:
Bill: UGGGGH SOOKEH, WHUT ARE WE DOING IN DALLAS?! There is no Wii here. AH am bored.
Sookie: AH KNOW, BEEL! But ah made a promise to Eric. mmmmmEric.
Bill: AH HAVE SO MUCH HATRED FOR ERIC!! YOU ARE MAAHHHN!!
Sookie: ...mmmm...mmmm....sex now?
(FYI Sookie's thoughts are from ONTD, not me)
Quite frankly, it would be weird to agree to marry someone when every time you close your eyes you see THIS.
And then when you add what Maryanne said about her not being 100% human on top of that, it's a lot.
For some odd reason I don't think "YAY!" was the reaction the writers were going for here...
Does this mean that next season Bill and Sookie will be separated for at least half of the season giving me the chance to actually begin to like both of them again? PLZ SAY YES!
Please explore how dark (and dangerous, lol) Bill is. He is actually more 'dangerous' than Eric since he's younger and therefore has less control.
Bill could be a fascinating character. I think it's tragic how much he wants to connect with humanity but simply...can't manage to do that. Because Lorena made him pretty fucked up in the head. And also made him hate himself.
You can make Bill likable if you wanted to. The first step would to un-Gary Stu him.
Parallel that with how Eric doesn't want anything to do with humanity and yet somehow still manages to connect with Sookie better...and I think that's pretty interesting. And book!canon, if that matters.
Also, Eric needs to be naked. A LOT.
Other Amusing Moments:
Jason/Andy lulz was pretty much the only good thing about this entire storyline
"When a tree falls in the middle of a forest...it's still a tree!"
♥
I've always loved their friendship.
Oh Hoyt! I'm really excited for the Hoyt/Jessica storyline next year. Jessica is a BRAND NEW vampire. And Bill has been the most craptastic maker in history and completely neglected her all season long. The only reason she wasn't killing bitches all year is because of Hoyt. Of course this is what would happen if he left.
More GIFs:
Jason & Andy forehead nuzzle ♥
The fiercest bitch in all of Area 5
"Yuuuup!"
Previous Eric Picspams:
2.02 - Let's Get This Party Started + thoughts on books 1-4
2.03 - Scratches + thoughts on books 5-7
2.04 - Shake and Fingerpop + thoughts on books 7-9
2.05 - Never Let Me Go
2.06 - Hard-Hearted Hannah
2.07 - Release Me
2.08 - Timebomb
2.09 - I Will Rise Up
2.10 - New World In My View
2.11 - Frenzy
Well, this has been fun! I think doing this all season has defintiely made me love Eric even more than I even thought possible.
IF ONLY I COULD E-MAIL A LINK TO ALL OF THESE TO ALAN BALL. Between what I said, and all of the wonderful and insightful comments you guys left, this is pretty much your one stop shop to see all the reasons why everyone loves Eric.
AND GUESS WHAT? IT IS NOT BECAUSE HE'S DANGEROUS!
I feel a wee bit insulted by that insinuation actually.
I could write a novel about all the reasons why Eric is awesome. And guess what? Within all these picspams I pretty much already have. ha.
You can not write a novel about someone who is only "dangerous" and "hot". It would be like "CHAPTER 1: UNF" and then "THE END"
Think of this as the 'musical montage' at the end...
(that I seriously hope doesn't break anyone's computer)
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AND THAT IS WHY I WATCH THIS SHOW!
Up Next... (lol if anyone cares)
+ I'm going to do this for s1. It should be within the next week or two, whenever I find the time. Just one big entry for the whole season (+ 2.01). It'll be the picspam of the atrocious wig or something. I'm super anal and crazy so I feel like I need to do this. Just to feel ~COMPLETE~.
+ AND THEN IT'S TIME FOR WEEKLY BARNEY/ROBIN PICSPAMS!
Starting with s4 from Robin's POV that I promised back in May. THAT WILL BE UP BEFORE MONDAY NIGHT. IT MUST BE.
